März 2011
The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who prefers the allies to the axis
i love them
god i love them so much
christ just look at them
lord
Lol uhm I prefer the Allies too
Just sayingAllies forever > Axis.
JUST SAYIN’
I felt that same way too
oh hi sixteen followers.
I’m baaaaaaaaack.
Yay! :D
Boris Yeltsin and I are pleased.
No, I will never get tired of this .gif.
That moment when someone asks you something and you know the answer, you just don't know how to explain it.
my entire life
my life in class.
This happens far too often for my liking. D:
“Let me just acknowlege that the function of grammar is to make language as efficent and clear and transparent as possible. But if we’re all constantly correcting each other’s grammar and being really snotty about it, then people stop talking because they start to be petrified that they’re going to make some sort of terrible grammatical error and that’s precisely the opposite of what grammar is supposed to do, which is to facilitate clear communication.”
—
John Green
Just a note: I’m a grammar freak myself. I’m also aware that the grammar in the quote isn’t completely right, but it was pulled from one of his vlogs, not an actual written quote. He was also mainly talking about spoken grammar, not written. Nevertheless, I still think this is a good quote with a great sentiment.
(via distantheartbeats)
“We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.”
—W. Somerset Maugham (via achangeisgoncome)
Februar 2011
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
—
Oscar Wilde (via oscarwild)
RACHEL THIS IS WHY I GAVE YOU THAT OSCAR WILDE ACTION FIGURE
(via thuglife1221)
I reblogged many more of his quotes last night. So yes, I do see your point. xD And he now resides happily on my bookshelf, alongside my history books, favourites, and classics (which are, of course, not at all mutually exclusive.)
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
—Oscar Wilde (via oscarwild)
Another Poem I Love →
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Purple Bathing Suit
I like watching you garden
with your back to me in your purple bathing suit:
your back is my favorite part of you,
the part furthest away from your mouth.
You might give some thought to that mouth.
Also to the way you weed, breaking
the grass off at ground level
when you should pull it up by the roots.
How many times do I have to tell you
how the grass spreads, your little
pile notwithstanding, in a dark mass which
by smoothing over the surface you have finally
fully obscured? Watching you
stare into space in the tidy
rows of the vegetable garden, ostensibly
working hard while actually
doing the worst job possible, I think
you are a small irritating purple thing
and I would like to see you walk off the face of the earth
because you are all that’s wrong with my life
and I need you and I claim you.
-Louise Gluck
You are like belle, always on a quest for new knowledge and learns to love people who take a lot of patience.
Yanno, I have always really liked Belle. C: I always wanted her books. Thank you for such a lovely answer!<3
How do mermaids pee?
That’s a good question… Like fish do, I’d imagine.
Hi ouo
HIIIIIIIIIIII. 8D -waves-
Hey Rachel, guess what?
I love you. <3
I’m pretty sure you asked this forever ago, herpderp. BUT. ILUTOO.<3
How'd that get there?: Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what Disney Character you're most like. →
tuzi.tumblr.com
tuzi:
Or any animated movie character (Fox, DreamWorks, ect). That works too.
Oh my goodness yes.
I have such a hard time identifying myself with animated characters (or any characters, for that…
:D please tell me!
I want to start a revolution.
148 M rated Greek Mythology Fanfictions
Reblogging for irony because the person who made this clearly hasn’t read Greek mythology.
A good chunk of it is rape, porn and sex. All the time.
Zeus is a walking kink meme.
^^^^^^^
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.
WHEN THERE’S ONCE COOL STUFF IN GERMANY
AND YOU NEVER SAW IT
